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“Somebody pressed my Yansh in the bathroom” – Whitemoney accuses male housemates

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Somebody pressed my Yansh in the bathroom” – Whitemoney accuses male housemates

 

BBNaija season 8 All-Star Edition, Whitemoney, one of the housemates, recounted an incident where an unidentified male housemate pressed his butt in the bathroom, aso Naija Reports.

Whitemoney, while standing beside Venita, mentioned that he had a little drink and became tipsy, but he’s still aware of his environment activities.

 

He saidHonestly, I’m a bit tipsy. A bit but I know a man’s hand because if woman touch my Yanch, e go comot eye, but this man hold am, squeeze am e think say na Lambo Yanch. E still dey smash my Yanch dey go inside bathroom.”

Whitemoney observed that the person who pressed his butt lingered and squeezed it hard, leading him to believe it was a man.

This statement sparked discussions among viewers.

See some reactions below:

@Kanayo .O. Kanayo: “Wetin dey do adekunle and venita? I never see them together since today oo.”

@manyeke: “Cross is guilty…i am with venita but whitemoney is funny.”

@user7094882180510: “Make Mercy no ear you oooo, which one be. he think say nah lambo yansh.”

@Aydin miray: “Pls is late…I no wan laugh. E think say na lambo yhansh.”

@Kay Everything: “Wetin you kan leave the hand dey do? u no fit react. msssh! u stay dey enjoy am.”

@Oluwapelumiadeniyi: “He think say nah lambo yansh.”

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Husband Fails To Appear In Court, Says He Doesn’t Have Transport Fare

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Husband Fails To Appear In Court, Says He Doesn’t Have Transport Fare

A man identified as Ali Abubakar noted that he failed to appear before a Shari’a court sitting in Kaduna due to lack of transport fare, aso Naija Reports.

The wife of the man, identified as Ajinomo Ohunenene-Ummi went to court to seek a divorce. However, her husband was nowhere to be found during sitting.

According to the report, the husband of the woman who lives in Abuja told the court messenger, Tajuddeen Saidu that he did not have transport fare from the city to Kaduna for the court sitting.

He however prayed the court to grant the petitioner, his wife the divorce in his absence.

The wife of the man through her lawyer disclosed that she was ready to be set free from the marriage and was ready to return the N50,500 dowry paid by her husband.

The wife also prayed the court to grant her the custody of their one-year-old daughter and order the defendant to pay N20,000 monthly feeding allowance.

However, after the defendant was called on the phone by the court messenger instructed by the judge he disclosed that he could only afford N10,000 monthly but agreed to all the conditions.

Isiyaku dissolved the marriage through Khul’i (redemption) and ordered the petitioner, the wife to keep the N50,500 meant for a refund of the dowry to feed her baby for five months.

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Borno Varsity Student Arrives Campus On Donkey Due To Hike In Petrol Price

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Borno Varsity Student Arrives Campus On Donkey Due To Hike In Petrol Price

 

A University of Maiduguri student was said to have arrived at the campus on a donkey due to a hike in transport fares and petrol Subsidy Removal, aso Naija Reports.

This was made known by a Twitter user on Friday.

Sharing a picture of the student on the donkey with the caption, “Student of University of Maiduguri storms campus on his Donkey due to hike in fuel price.”

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Sao Sanni Said: Anything called mobility is the magic for now . Nigerian ! ! , ask for a space on the shoulder of the strong helping hand
for this short journey of funeral service of Mr. Late stubborn goat called SUBSIDY . The proceed of un accounted yesteryears through the late Mr. SUBSIDY , equally along with its Late Custodian is forgiven as their faces will not be seen again in the God given garden of Petroleum of our country . Amen

 

Another Facebook User Said: watching the video the PTB gat point,he should actually more work more on salary increments,our currency value, education etc …like he said I CAN’T SUBSIDY FUEL FOR OTHER COUNTRIES TO USE ,which means other countries are taking our fuel subsidy to their country….even PO said in his video too that subsidy alone gets trillion for half a year which means REASON IS BEHIND THE REMOVAL but he should just work on payment increments and value to our currency or any other things to make us be able to buy the fuel comfortably even with the removal….

PATIENCE IS GOLD….

We can all drop our view with that he can as well reason it with us…my thoughts though

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Actress, Iyabo Ojo reacts after a fan recreated her N37.5m AMVCA dress

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Actress, Iyabo Ojo reacts after a fan recreated her N37.5m AMVCA dress

 

Popular Nigerian actress, Iyabo Ojo has reacted to a fan who recreated her expensive look at the recently concluded Africa Magic Viewers’ Choice Awards (AMVCA).

Aso Naija recalls that many Nigerian celebrities attended the ninth edition of the award ceremony on Saturday, May 20.

 

Iyabo Ojo was one of the celebrities who graced the black carpet at Eko Hotel & Suites, and she did not disappoint with her dress. She wore a striking black dress with red and orange feathers that gave the illusion of flames.

Following the event, a content creator who recreates the outfits of celebrities in a funny and low-budget way, recreated Iyabo Ojo’s outfit, hair, and make-up.


The 45-year-old actress reposted the video on her official Instagram page and wrote,

Please, i need an Idan lawyer, who has Oba lawyers number, i need to sue this guy……… nobody should beg me oooo, we shall meet in court ………. my $50,000 💵 dress, no wayyyyyy”

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Broke man appreciates his dog for staying and drinking ‘garri’ with him

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Broke man appreciates his dog for staying and drinking ‘garri’ with him 

A broke young man garnered reactions on social media, after he appreciated his dog for staying and drinking ‘garri‘ with him in his hard times.

A video making the rounds on social media showed the moment a young man had a serious talk with his pet during lunch.

According to the man, the dog proved to be more considerate and understanding than most ladies who wouldn’t wait a moment to struggle with him but only stay to enjoy his wealth.

He further reminded the pet how it used to eat chicken and why it is fair for it to drink garri during this striving time of his.

See some reactions Below:

Judith_adesuwa wrote: “U never fit cater 4ursef u go dey add responsibilities join d ones wey dey ground😂😂😂😂….just dey play oga.”

Iamkingdinerio1 noted: “Soon this dog no go deh see well na him the dog go first bite thinking say na stranger 😂😂.”

Johndutch6 said: “Give am one more week ..he go bite you thinking say na outsider ..cos him no go Dey see well again by that time.😂.”

Anitambamalu wrote: “This guy go just blind this dog for no reason 😩🤦‍♀️…. Justice for the Dog.”

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